Fay.Is.Fragile

dulect:

my first love broke my heart for the first time and i was like

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demigodofhoolemere:

i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal

do you guys see what i’m getting at

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nickelode0n:

[cha cha slides away from responsibilities]

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hardcorerockinn:

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

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whisperingtoghosts asked: stalkin yo blog yo WOULD YOU BE FUCKED OFF IF I SAID DO ALL THE QUESTIONS FROM THE 1-57 (i think it was 57) QUESTION THING? Also HOW ARE YOU?

Ahahaaha you tit! 

1. I’m a straight up lesbian :D
2. I’m really bad at time management.
3. Wanna be in my Dee’s arms :3
4. Best first date(s) were all three in one day with Dee by far!
5. Poor :’)
6. My best friends, umm, probably Dee, Katie, Mark and Dani ;)
7. Favourite book is probably the A A Milne anthology, When We Were Very Young.
8. Bad breath, selfishness, ignorance.
9. My best friend is just plain fabulous to be with!
10. Favourite animals are cats, always have been and always will.
11. Someone I miss, YOU DANICHU!
12. My last break up, umm, I don’t know what you count, if it was my last relationship, she cheated. If it was the last person I was seeing, it was because she had a secret boyfriend.
13. Yesterday I drank cider in the sun and chilled with my girlfriend’s family :)
14. My greatest achievements are sticking to what I believe in and not letting anyone tear me down, even if I thought they were always gonna be there for me and it killed me to let them go.
15. The person I dislike the most is probably someone pretentious or a liar. I can’t abide either…
16. My favourite songs at the moment are probably the same as they always have been… :’) I love acoustic stuff and something with lyrics I can get into!
17. I gave Dee a kiss before she went to work :3
18. Deep eyes and a cheeky smile, preferably tolerance and a sense of humour.
19. All cats, lots of cats!
20. Turkish Delight flavour ice cream!
21. I would love to be on holiday already!
22. The meanest thing anyone ever said to me was that nobody would ever love me truly because there was nothing good in me to love.
23. I lived in Badfield of G-town near manchester :)
24. I’ll love you if you make a real effort with me and are just generally honest and nice :)
25. Future plans, keep at this job, make connections, keep helping young people and move out and have babies and stuff :)
26. DO I WANT FOOD BAD ENOUGH TO GET OFF THE SOFA?!
27. Tomorrow I am going to work
28. When I got older I want to be a good mum 
29. Most embarrassing moment could be anything I embarrass myself daily!
30. I’m insecure about my body and also my body.
31. If I won the lottery I’d get my own place, put money away, start driving lessons and get a car and so on :)
32. Boys are icky eww.
33. The thing I love most about myself is my ability to empathise
34. Pet peeves, I’m pretty tolerant, so not much 
35. I’ve seen Taylor Swift, Walk off the Earth, Zebrahead, The Prodigy, Tenacious D, Biffy Clyro, Metallica…
36. One, maybe two kids
37. Any date with Dee is perfect
38. I’m good at cuddling :)
39. Idk what my most traumatic experience is
40. I don’t mind where I live really 
41. I couldn’t pick the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me, that wouldn’t be fair, lots of people have said wonderful things to me :)
42. I’m fairly happy right now 
43. I hear the TV!
44. My biggest worry currently is money
45. I’ve repeatedly wished for less ignorance and more tolerance in society
46. My relationship with my parents is complicated
47. Something I should have said a long time ago is, I don’t care what you have to say about me, I’m happy with who I am and the things I’ve done, I don’t have to feel guilty…
48. My last text message is from my mum, saying see you on Friday xx
49. What I hate most about myself, I let myself get walked all over…
50. My biggest turn ons are humour, romance and passion
51. The words that upset me the most are ill informed opinions.
52. What I hated the most about school is being afraid of everything.
    
    I am very well Dani, how are you?! xxxxxxxxxxx 

laurenwasplayingwithstickers:

sansawiles:

robinrealhood:

welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper

Why is there a dog in the middle?

Its the andrex puppy you barbarian

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